Here's some stuff to laugh at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day.
So it’s just like any other day.
2. April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night.
Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
3. What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
Prankenstein.
4. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
5. Excuse me, sir.
Do you think they named April Fools’ Day in your honor?
6. Why was the donkey annoying his friend?
It was April Mules’ Day.
7. You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke.
No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
8. A and C were going to prank their friend…
But they just letter B.
9. Which day of the year do monkeys like best?
The first of Ape-ril.
10. Which day is the worst to propose on?
April Fools’ Day.
Are these April Fools’ jokes not enough? Check out these hysterical pranks you can pull over text.
11. A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
12. What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?
April Stools’ Day.
13. What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?
Prank you.
14. Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke?
April fools.
15. Who needs a day for the fools?
I’m surrounded by them all year.
16. I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day.
Just kidding, I do.
Don’t miss these pranks that went horribly wrong so you don’t mess up like these people did.
17. My favorite April Fools’ Day prank is pretending I’m going to leave my couch.
On my way out.
18. There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank.
Because they think it’s still March.
19. I’m going to pull an April Fools’ Day prank on my landlord by not paying rent.
Rent isn’t due today; you’re just kidding!
20. What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?
An April tool.
21. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day March.
22. Babies born on March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools’.
They were literally born yesterday!
23. Joke’s on you, April Fools’ Day.
I can be fooled any day of the year.
If you’re looking to fool your special someone on April Fools’ day, check out these April Fools’ pranks for boyfriends.
24. April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks.
Except on me, if you’re smart.
25. What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools’ Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
26. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
April.
April who?
April Fools!
27. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah-body — April Fools!
28. Why can April jump so high?
It’s spring!
29. What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
30. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
Now some pics of my all time faves! 😂 and it’s snowing here in Folkestone! 😍
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